Thursday, February 09, 2006

27/365 Garth

Garth manages a South African ostrich farm. He hatches them, raises them, then feeds them to lunching tourists, with a fruity Pinotage and amusing one-liners. “Of course! I know America,” he insists. Then earnestly, “Has anyone you know been on the Jerry Springer show?”

4 Comments:

Blogger Susan said...

Oh, dear. The Ugly American takes a turn for the worse. :-)

11:47 AM  
Blogger jane said...

does anyone know someone who has been on springer?

4:47 PM  
Blogger Susan said...

No one I know would ever admit to even knowing someone. :-)

OT: Just so you know, I posted my Bob Barker limerick on my other blog: http://sweetrocket.blogspot.com/

9:13 PM  
Blogger ntexas99 said...

I don't know anyone that's been on Jerry Springer, but I'm related to plenty of folks who could qualify

1:06 AM  

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